GoldenIsAPerson

this mod adds absolutely random things! such as edible jars of dirt, human muscles dimensions, random placeholders, staffs, rings, h, a lot of entities, high tech loot bags, jelly bean, supply units, armor and more!

Staffs:

to start it off staffs are the first thing you should try to get. Once you obtain a staff (from opening lootbags or crafting them) you will need to get chaos charges. Chaos charges are consumed by each of the 5 basic staffs that will be described in a minute. 

Types of staffs:

staff of mass destruction: explodes when right clicked 

staff of mass revival: applies regeneration 

staff of mass love: teleports you to y+3 sets health to 1 heart and places a block under you, helpful for escaping holes

keep in mind all of these consume a chaos charge and wont work if you do not have any.

staff of mass annihilation: requires previous 3 staffs to craft, exlodes strikes lightning and applies haste 5 and strength for a long period of time.

Secial staffs:

queen's staff: dropped from queen consumer

       when right clicked grants 5 hearts of absorbtion (doesn't consume chaos charges!)

king's staff: drops off king consumer functions like a bow, uses chaos charges for ammo.

Entities:

decayed steve: most common one. uses refined iron sword and has 20 hp, just something annoying xd

consumer: black things that just walk around are peacful until attacked. THEY ARE SUPER FAST. not recommended to attack them because they're drops are garbage. has 700 hp

death-ridden consumer: red mobs that hold staff of mass revival, they launch red muscles at you (shown in next section) and have like 500 hp

these are the normal everyday mobs you will see when you enter this new dimension, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET INTO THAT XD

you craft a portal from 12 administrarly qaudrilaterals (ik spelling is bad xd) and then using a refined diamond rod to ignite the portal. when going to this dimension it is suggested you have at least 3/4 diamond armor.

alr now that im through the basic mobs time to get started with the more challenging mobs and biomes

there is 4 biomes in the muscle dimension ( 5 coming in 0.0.6 :D)

muscle

fungus

withered valley

toothpaste

ill show all the mobs that are in these ok

muscle:

basic biome is made out of compressed muscles and admin squares 

houses queen and king consumer: 

king consumer: does 30 hearts a hit and has 1024 hp about 4th hardest mob in the game

queen consumer: most annoying boss has 1024 hp when collides with it you get withered cells (that do 1 heart every tick) and slowness 5. ranked #3 as hardest mob

both of these are found in the muscle castle: located around the muscle biome. when killed they summon the correct corresponding slave

jar seller: this mob can be found in shacks and when right clicked opens a trade menu where you sell muscles (gotten from muscle ore or other mobs) for various items. when attacked launches projectiles at you. has 15 hp

shepherd: found in muscle biome has 3 sheep in a pen drops wheat when killed. he does 4 dmg a hit and has 20 hp.

thats about it for muscle biome.

fungus biome:

adds fungus blocks (in 0.0.6 expands on this) 

doesnt add any new mobs although, its pointless

this biome gets a massive update in 0.0.6 but as for right now its just… there

toothpasted:

ok this is an actual cool biome

adds toothpaste which can be eaten and yes, toothpaste liquid and floating squids:

floating squids are the best transportation in this world as they can fly with high speeds. has 1024 hp and can be bread. toothpaste liquid which gives nausea when you go in it and thats pretty much it

Withered valley: 

this biome is death

try to avoid this if you can 

every drops gives withered cells and withered blocks which absolutely annihilate you.

there is also

infected naval captian:

has 200 hp every time it hits you does 40 hearts

when collides it drops growing fungi

this item multiplies in your inventory and every tick gives a different potion effect its absolutely deadly

adds 4 new traps:

fungus block: gives player growing fungi

teleported: can be configed to teleport players 10 blocks in any direction

rdfexplosion block: explodes when standing on it

compressed acid: inflicts poison, but acts as a ladder.

4 liquids throughout all biomes

liquids: withered liquid that does half your health each tick

fungus liquid: gives player growing fungi

acid: does 1 dmg per tick

tooth paste liquid i already defined

special mobs

"chewy" 5th powerfullest mob summoned with a special stone crafted. drops chewys soul which is used to craft op items

squid of die: this mob is ranked top #2 on list for hardest mob, summoned from special crafted stone and when killed drops id_c:placeholder"["broken"]' crafts extremely op items

although when killed it summons blod squid, which does 70 hearts a hit 

bad jelly beans: kinda random ngl but if you break the summoning stone BEFORE it summons the squid it gives bad tasting jelly beans, if you right click on a squid sommoning stone after u place it by holding bad jelly beans, you get a breadable, rideable squid which is friendly, it drops placeholder c which if bread can be farmed for a lot of C

mercenary: when killed summons deadly mercenary which is brutal to fight.

rings:

ring of life: gives regeneration

ring of explosion: randomley explodes

ring of lightning: randomely strikes lighning

ring of love: gives strength

just hold em in your inventory for em to give affects

stomachs:

sounds weird xd but they are the most op thing in the game

chewy stomach, gives absorbtion 1 but gets refilled every tick

infected stomach gives absorbtion 2 speed and strength

crafting ingrediants:

love root: drops off most mobs

concentraded plasma: drops off deadly mercenaries

cloud essence: gotten from plants or from the ore

souls: king soul chewy soul and queen soul drop off the mob off the name xd

refined iron: crafted from milstones and iron ingots, milstones from stone

refined diamond: milstones + diamond

muscle: gotten from ore or from killing mobs

refined diamond muscle: extremely expensive, used to craft most staffs

jars: exactly what it sounds like

Eleboration on jars:

jars are used to pick up some substances which enables you to be able to eat whatever is inside the jar… like dirt or sand

are used to craft some things and yes

there is way too many armor sets to name but i can name em ig

queen armor: best early game set drops off queen consumer

king armor: does high dps drops off king consumer

OH YE I FORGOT A MOB

dead farmer is op get mod to figure out what it does

rerererere armor grants mega armor

military armor grants extremely high dps

promotemexd armor is 87% stronger than rererererere armor

wet set is the op set of the game and gives 1000 defense for the entire set

theres a ton of other stuff but i aint naming it so hope you enjoyeded

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